Shamrock Aftershock – noun The minty fresh breath that one experiences when belching after the consumption of a Shamrock Shake. The Shamrock Aftershock is often an unexpected yet pleasant minty surprise; Dude, I think I drank my shake to fast and I feel a shamrock aftershock coming.

Fuglycakes – noun How the first few round or two of pancakes looked when my wife first learned to make them. Fuglycakes can be identified by features such as being partially folded over before fully cooked, partially burned, fused together with another pancake, torn while flipping, or being cooked against the edge of the pan [...]

I’ve decided to start a new “feature” here, in which I will be announcing to the world (or at least the regular readers here) new words which I have come up with or have had a hand in inventing. My hope would be that someday some of these words are accepted in to the standard [...]