Dear Dick,

There’s been a lot of talk about you lately in the MSM. They can’t seem to stop talking about you because, frankly, you won’t stop talking. Since leaving the office of the Vice President of the United States, you’ve made more public appearances and done more interviews with the media than I can ever recall you doing while in-office. Liberals and conservatives rarely agree on much, but the talking heads that represent both sides of the spectrum have come together as of late, albeit for different reasons, in one loud voice telling you to go away. The Republicans want you silenced because every time your snarl appears on network television, it hurts them. The liberals want you silenced because they’re sick of you. Me? I want you to keep talking. Do more interviews, press releases, YouTube videos, talk show appearances, or whatever else you can to make your presence known. I can’t seem to tell if you’re intentionally trying to tear your party in two or if you sincerely think you’re helping, but regardless of your true intentions, it is entertaining to finally see the party that crippled our nation struggle to stay intact. So please, Dick, I’m begging you, don’t listen to the yelling. Continue doing what you do best: leading your party towards disaster.