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I came across this shelf full of awesome in a fun little shop while on vacation this past weekend in Door County, Wisconsin.
Yes, this is really my wife. No, there isn’t any “autocorrect fail” going on here.
I like Domino’s pizza and for some inexplicable reason I find their order tracker totally addictive. I cannot, however, understand how Domino’s can possibly perform a “Delicious Check” without tasting the pizza. So answer me this, Domino’s: Do you taste each pizza before it goes out the door?
Dear Governor Walker,
You’re the Governor of Wisconsin now and, as such, you represent the people of Wisconsin in your actions and appearance. I realize that you keep claiming we’re broke, but I’m rather certain you can afford more than one shirt and two ties. Perhaps you can get one of the Koch brothers to take you shopping next time Men’s Warehouse has a sale.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Wisconsin Citizen
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Good news, everyone!
It turns out that despite popular belief, President Obama was, in fact, born in the great state of Hawaii. Although I’m sure Mr. Trump will have his “experts” overlook the document to ensure nothing is forged, it’s just a matter of time before he goes through on his promise to disclose his tax returns — Right?
Never gonna happen. Keep in mind, this is the same douche bag that sued an author a few years ago for purporting that he was only worth $250 million. Obama called his bluff, so now it’s the mainstream media’s turn to call him out on his tax returns in the same way they gave an inexcusably large amount of air time to the non-issue of Obama’s birthplace. After all, anyone with half a brain knows that the real issue isn’t the location of Obama’s birthplace, it’s the color of his skin.
So, Mr. Trump, the ball is in your court. Lets see those tax returns.
Prove that The Onion was just being funny, not prophetic.
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