Good news, everyone!
It turns out that despite popular belief, President Obama was, in fact, born in the great state of Hawaii. Although I’m sure Mr. Trump will have his “experts” overlook the document to ensure nothing is forged, it’s just a matter of time before he goes through on his promise to disclose his tax returns — Right?
Never gonna happen. Keep in mind, this is the same douche bag that sued an author a few years ago for purporting that he was only worth $250 million. Obama called his bluff, so now it’s the mainstream media’s turn to call him out on his tax returns in the same way they gave an inexcusably large amount of air time to the non-issue of Obama’s birthplace. After all, anyone with half a brain knows that the real issue isn’t the location of Obama’s birthplace, it’s the color of his skin.
So, Mr. Trump, the ball is in your court. Lets see those tax returns.
Prove that The Onion was just being funny, not prophetic.
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