Shamrock Aftershock – noun
The minty fresh breath that one experiences when belching after the consumption of a Shamrock Shake. The Shamrock Aftershock is often an unexpected yet pleasant minty surprise; Dude, I think I drank my shake to fast and I feel a shamrock aftershock coming.
New Word: Shamrock Aftershock
March 1st, 2009 
Evan 
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Douchcanoe – noun
One who is such an astronomical ass that the simpler term, douchbag, simply will not suffice. A douchcanoe is what a douch places his douchebags into and then paddles his douchy butt down Douch River to conduct more douchlike behavior.
“If Randy’s negative comments make him a douchbag, then Simon’s verbal abuse certainly make him a douchcanoe.”