Just a quick complaint: To be fair, I’m not talking about elderly folks or those with a disability that actually does limit their movement. I’m referring to perfectly healthy people that decide to cross the street or walk in front of you at such a slow pace that turtles are actually passing them. I understand that you’re lazy. I’ve been known to be lazy too, but there’s just no reason to walk that slow other than to announce to the world, “Hey, World, I’m super fucking lazy”, and that’s just not necessary. So please, dude crossing the street so slow that the light changes back to green and you’re still half way across the one lane street, or lady who decides to walk in the absolute center of the sidewalk at a pace so painfully slow that it requires more effort to move that slowly than it would to walk at a normal pace: Walk faster.