• Yiddish Words I Should Use More

    by  • January 19, 2009 • Judaism, Personal • 1 Comment

    The following is a list of Yiddish words and phrases that I would like to use more in my every-day vocabulary. This is part reference for me and part reference for whoever else finds this. The following list is in no particular order, other than alphabetical.

    • A Shande – Meaning “a shame” or “a disgrace”.
    • Bubkes – Nothing, nada, zlich. All good words, but bubkes just has a nice ring to it when describing how much money I have in my wallet right now.
    • Chazarai – From the Hebrew word for “pig” (khazer), this word perfectly describes my desk at home.
    • Chutzpah – If you’ve got balls, you’ve got chutzpah.
    • Gezunterheyt – The Yiddish form of saying “bless you” after someone sneezes. It literally means “health”.
    • Glitch – Probably one of the better known Yiddish words, this has become more prevalent in the age of computer malfunctions.
    • Keppe – Yiddish for head, but like most Yiddish words, it’s more fun to say than the English.
    • Kvetch – I don’t complain, I kvetch.
    • Mensch – A truly honorable person.
    • Meshugaas – Craziness, but more fun to say.
    • Nosh – Meaning snack food, this is something I should be able to use daily.
    • Schlock – Know all that crap your family gets you on vacation that’s actually just made in factories in China? It’s schlock.
    • Schlong – The only really vulgar word on my list, this is one of the best names for your wang, cock, dick, wiener, or whatever else you call it.
    • Schnoz – Your nose, but again, more fun to say.
    • Tchotchke – Trinkets, knick-knacks, or whatever else you call them.

    Do you have more suggestions for this list? Please reply and share them!

    • Barry Solomon

      Chai Cock ( nothing)