http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/ The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/#comment-12213 Evan Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:14:01 +0000 http://www.primakow.net/evan/?p=362#comment-12213 joebob, with that logic I would assume the back of his head is very unkempt. joebob, with that logic I would assume the back of his head is very unkempt.

]]> http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/#comment-10730 joebob Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:45:40 +0000 http://www.primakow.net/evan/?p=362#comment-10730 He cannot use a razor. As seen multiple times, a simple pair of scissors will not cut his hair nor will a razor shave his beard. When he does need to shave (or cut his hair) he uses a mirror and his heat vision. He cannot use a razor. As seen multiple times, a simple pair of scissors will not cut his hair nor will a razor shave his beard. When he does need to shave (or cut his hair) he uses a mirror and his heat vision.

]]> http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/#comment-7192 Ms Quarter Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:09:05 +0000 http://www.primakow.net/evan/?p=362#comment-7192 A better question would be, how can Superman repeatedly shoehorn himself into itty bitty spandex underwear and still retain his masculinity? (or, how does he abide all that chafing underneath his Clark Kent suit without ever reaching down to scratch?) A better question would be, how can Superman repeatedly shoehorn himself into itty bitty spandex underwear and still retain his masculinity? (or, how does he abide all that chafing underneath his Clark Kent suit without ever reaching down to scratch?)

]]> http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/#comment-7104 Evan Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:36:54 +0000 http://www.primakow.net/evan/?p=362#comment-7104 But in the latest movie he took a bullet to the eye! Are his eyes invulnerable too? But in the latest movie he took a bullet to the eye! Are his eyes invulnerable too?

]]> http://www.chailife.com/2008/11/supermans-beard/#comment-7079 comixkid2099 Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:20:53 +0000 http://www.primakow.net/evan/?p=362#comment-7079 His hair isn't invulnerable. Just his skin. His hair isn’t invulnerable. Just his skin.

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