Bushisms

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Everyone knows that our illustrious Commander in Chief is a complete buffoon, right? Just incase you weren’t 100% sure, here’s further proof in the form of a few recent quotes:

“The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they’ve, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they’re universal values, they’re not American values or, you know — European values, they’re universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere.” —George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

“We discussed the way forward in Iraq, discussed the importance of a democracy in the greater Middle East in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.” —George W. Bush, Tbilisi, Georgia, May 10, 2005

“It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

“We expect the states to show us whether or not we’re achieving simple objectives — like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write.” —George W. Bush, on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

Want to read more of the president’s idiocy? Skim through the ever growing database at About.com.

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