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Ok, so it’s an old joke reworked for the Viqueens, but it’s still funny!
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Ok, so it’s an old joke reworked for the Viqueens, but it’s still funny!
I don’t know who did this, why they did it, or how you’d even think up such a ridiculously crazy killing tool, but this is the most awesome weapon I have ever seen. If I were in a knife fight and someone came at me with this thing, I’d probably crap myself (Note: I have never been in a knife fight, nor do I ever intend to be).

I saw this elsewhere on the ‘net and absolutely had to share it here. Click to see the full sized picture.

The 2009 holiday season is rapidly approaching! Do you know what you’re going to get your geek this year? Here’s a guide for those of you looking for ideas.
I hope you’ve enjoyed my list of the top gifts for geeks priced at under one hundred dollars. If you have suggestions for gifts that you don’t see on this list, please feel free to leave a comment and share it. Also, don’t forget to check back very soon for the next installment: Gift Guide for Geeks – Over $100.
The following graphic, presented on the air by Fox “News” recently shows the split amongst the GOP when it comes to support for three potential 2012 presidential candidate. Keep in mind, that their source is the ever-reliable nationally accredited polling organization known as “Opinion”. Coming in at a mind-numbing 70% support is, of course, Sarah Palin, followed by by Mike Huckabee with 63% of the pie chart and Mitt Romney with a mere 60%. This, of course, perfectly adds up to a complete 193% of the pie. Wait, WHAT?

I heard this on the radio the other day and for the first time I was really able to grasp the difference between one million dollars, one billion dollars, and one trillion dollars.
| 1 Million Seconds | = | 11.57 Days |
| 1 Billion Seconds | = | 31.69 Years |
| 1 Trillion Seconds | = | 31,688.76 Years |
This aired on Jimmy Fallon’s show last night and is absolutely hilarious. To sum it up, Sarah Palin’s new book goes rogue, flees, and shoots Rachel Maddow. Enjoy the surprise ending!

According to the AP, Fox has officially cancelled Dollhouse. If you, like myself, are a big fan of just about everything Joss Whedon has ever done, then you are distraught at this news. Sure we all saw it coming after the cancellation of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, but it is still sad. Reports are saying that they will finish out this season and Joss is promising a big finale, but it will be a finale none-the-less. Lets just hope his new project comes sooner rather than later and he has the foresight to market it to a cable channel that will treat his shows the way they deserve, such as SyFy or USA. Until then, we’ll have to once again live without a Joss Whedon show on TV.
Joss, if you are for some reason gracing my blog with your presence, might I suggest yet another Buffyverse spin-off and turning Fray in to a series? The comic itself would make a fantastic two-part pilot and there are endless options from there for what you can do with a future slayer.